Tue 7 Mar 2006
Totally Awesome Computers, run by the man we’ve all grown to hate, Mr. Dell Schanze, closed all stores last Friday evening. Not citing an exact reason for the shutdown, Dell said instead, “Its too bad that all of the media in Utah are liars and murderers. You just destroyed the greatest computer company of all time. We were the best in the world, the world champion. All this hatred was created by you. Youre basically angels of Satan. All I can say to the people in Utah is, please pray for all the news people.”
Mr. Dell Schanze owns a couple of other businesses as well, including a gun shop & shooting range.
FUNNY: Check out his disturbing, unaired commercial in my video clips section.
January 6th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
[…] With the expiration of the federal assault rifle ban back in September 2005, came an increase in stores uniquely selling assault rifles. Even the owner of Totally Awesome Computers, “super Dell”, owned a gun store specializing in the military-like goods. True to his nature, here’s a disturbing commercial Mr. Dell Schanze made to advertise his products. It features the owner of the infamous Bikini Cuts hair salon. […]
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:17 pm
[…] Way Back When: This time last year on Ryan Byrd dot net, we reported that Totally Awesome Computers went out of business. Coincidentally, TAS’s CEO Dell Schanze was another prime example of The Shane Co. Effect. Fortunately for us all, the market forces silenced his irksome ways. […]