The following conversation occurred last week:

  • [co-worker Ron* (very serious)]: (to me): Are you going to fire me today?
  • [me (laughing)]: Hmm. I hadn’t planned on it, still, I’d consider it if you ticked me off, or if I was annoyed at something else and needed a quick pick-me-up, …
  • [Ron (still serious)]: ‘Cause I had a dream last night that you fired me.
  • [me (weirded out)]: You had a dream about me? That’s strange.

And then I come to find out that a lot of my co-workers have had dreams about me lately, including: Holli, Rob, Brady, Jill and Bo. I’m OK with the ladies dreaming about me, that *totally* makes sense, but dudes? No thanks.

* names have been changed