Around three o’clock or so this afternoon, a meeting fell through at work which meant I managed to slip out for a moment to join Alicia and Will at the 2007 Utah International Auto Expo which runs, by the way, from today through Monday at the South Towne Expo Center (9575 S. State).

The 2007 versions of your more common vehicles (Ford, Nissan, Honda, etc.) were all showcased, along with a classic car section.

Our attention, however, was garnered by the higher-end, sporty varieties like Ferrari, Porsche and Lotus. There’s nothing quite like a vehicle whose speedometer tops out at 220MPH. Fast fact: the first stick shift I drove was a Porsche 911 owned by the father of my Scoutmaster. Yes, I screwed up and ground the gears. Yes, it was dumb for him to let me drive it. Yes, I’m an Eagle Scout.

So, with the massive revenues I earn off this website, it’s likely I’ll own quite a few luxury cars in my lifetime. In fact, after my trip to Africa, I’ve become fond of armored SUVs. The next million or so I get might well go to Ogden’s International Armoring Corp which sells bullet-proof Suburbans, Escalades and Hummers. Don’t worry, I’ll hook you’ll up with rides.