Ryan Byrd’s Ramblings

It seems obvious to me that, with this amazing summer weather, it was only a matter of time before a scooter upgrade was required. Don’t get me wrong; I love my scooter. But now that I’ve mastered* two wheeled coordination I thought it appropriate to add more horsepower. Enter stage left, a Kawasaki Ninja 500R, a motorcycle.**

The 500R is a good beginner bike with just enough torque for a little rush. With my Asian heritage and my punk demeanor, I’m ready to join a bullet bike gang. Anyone know of any openings?

Obviously, motorcycle driving is a great step forward in my unceasing quest to learn new skills (chicks dig guys with skills). Still, I’d rather not die. That’s why I’m investing heavily in protective gear. I already have a top-of-the line helmet and a Kevlar-armored riding jacket. Next comes Icon reinforced jeans, Dainese boots and Alpine Star knee pads. Sure, I’m not risk averse, but I’m not stupid either. ***

What else? I do like priority parking and the ability to use the HOV lane.

Is this an indication that I can’t/won’t grow up? Another reason why I’m not yet married? Discuss.

* more or less…
** I’m so 3008, you so 2000 and late
*** debatable

p.s. I was trying out my mad biker face in the photo. Does it look authentic?

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Paublo says:

June 4, 2009 at 9:30 am

Are you nuts?! Do you not realize that you wrecked your scooter 2,348 times, and the reason for it not working is more than likely the impacts from curbs, signs, & grassy knolls? I applaud you on increasing your sexiness factor (vey nice) but I had parents who both were in the insurance industry, and I’m sad to say the odds are against you my friend. I think you may want to grow another mustache, statistically speaking, that is the best safety precaution you can take. Men with mustaches can’t be harmed. Stay thirsty my friends.