Mormons are everywhere now-a-days. No longer relegated to the Monday night specials at Chuck-A-Rama, America is (not-literally) CRAWLING with Latter-day Saints! You can hardly watch CNN without a bucket full of MORMON MANIA splashing out from your TV.
To help with their sometimes unfocused media image, the Church is soliciting photos from members. But not just any photos, the Mos want the good stuff. In particular, they’d like pictures of families, concepts, holidays, and non-jello objects.
But not any old objects. Please don’t send pets. or fuzzy people. or kissing. You can read all about why your pictures suck here.
And in case you’re confusing Mormons with Pentecostals, remember this “Extreme is not what we’re looking for.”
Special thx to the Spigarelli clan for this sweet find!
The past several weeks have made one thing crystal-clear: Our country faces unmitigated disaster if the Democrats win.
No reasonably intelligent person can deny this. All you have to do is look at the way the Democratic Party has been running its campaign. Instead of focusing on the big issues that are important to the American People, it has fired a relentlessly negative barrage of distortions, misrepresentations, and flat-out lies.
Just look at the Democratic Party’s latest commercial, which take a perfectly reasonable statement by the candidate for the Republican Party completely out of context to make it seem as if he is saying something nefarious. This just shows you how desperate the Democratic Party is and how willing it is to mislead the American People.
The Democratic Party also has been hammering away at the Republican Party to release certain documents that have nothing to do with anything, and making all sorts of outrageous accusations about what might be in them. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party has stonewalled perfectly reasonable requests to release its own documents that would expose some very embarrassing details if anybody ever found out what was in them. This just shows you what a bunch of hypocrites they are.
Naturally, the media won’t report any of this. Major newspapers and cable networks jump all over anything they think will make the Republican Party look bad. Yet they completely ignore critically important and incredibly relevant information that would be devastating to the Democratic Party if it could ever be verified.
I will admit the candidates for the Republican Party do make occasional blunders. These usually happen at the end of exhausting 19-hour days and are perfectly understandable. Our leaders are only human, after all. Nevertheless, the Democratic Party inevitably makes a big fat deal out of these trivial gaffes, while completely ignoring its own candidates’ incredibly thoughtless and stupid remarks – remarks that reveal the Democratic Party’s true nature, which is genuinely frightening.
The Republican Party has produced a visionary program that will get the economy moving, put the American People back to work, strengthen national security, return fiscal integrity to Washington, and restore our standing in the international community. What does the Democratic Party have to offer? Nothing but the same old disproven, discredited policies that got us into our current mess in the first place.
Don’t take my word for it, though. I recently read about an analysis by an independent, nonpartisan organization that supports the Republican Party. It proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that everything I have been saying about the Democratic Party was true all along. Of course, the Democratic Party refuses to acknowledge any of this. It is too busy cranking out so-called studies by so-called experts who are actually nothing but partisan hacks. This just shows you that the Democratic Party lives in its own little echo chamber and refuses to listen to anyone who has not already drunk its Kool-Aid.
Let’s face it: The Democratic Party is held hostage by a radical, failed ideology. I have been doing some research on the Internet, and I have learned this ideology was developed by a very obscure but nonetheless profoundly influential writer with a strange-sounding name who enjoyed brief celebrity several decades ago. If you look carefully, you can trace nearly all the Democratic Party’s policies for the past half-century back to the writings of this one person.
To be sure, the Democratic Party also has been influenced by its powerful supporters. These include a reclusive billionaire who has funded a number of organizations far outside the political mainstream; several politicians who have said outrageous things over the years; and an alarmingly large number of completely clueless ordinary Americans who are being used as tools and don’t even know it.
These people are really pathetic, too. The other day I saw a YouTube video in which the Republican Party sent an investigator and a cameraman to a rally being held by the Democratic Party, where the investigator proceeded to ask some real zingers. It was hilarious! First off, the people at the rally wore T-shirts with all kinds of lame messages that they actually thought were really clever. Plus, many of the people who were interviewed were overweight, sweaty, flushed, and generally not very attractive. But what was really funny was how stupid they were. There is no way anyone could watch that video and not come away convinced the people on the Republican Party are smarter, and that the Republican Party is therefore right about everything.
Besides, it’s clear that the people on the Democratic Party are driven by mindless anger — unlike the Republican Party, which is filled with passionate idealism and righteous indignation. That indignation, I hasten to add, is entirely justified. I have read several articles in publications that support the Republican Party that expose what a truly dangerous group the Democratic Party is, and how thoroughly committed it is to imposing its radical, failed agenda on the rest of us.
That is why I believe 2012 is, without a doubt, the defining election of our lifetime. The difference between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party could not be greater. That is why it absolutely must win on November 6.
Great music, even if they have a questionable political stances. Pink Martini is Playing at Deer Valley Outdoor Amphitheater, Salt Lake City on Aug 11, 2012
Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
Ma chambre a la forme d’une cage
Le soleil passe son bras par la fenêtre
Les chasseurs à ma porte
Comme des petits soldats
Qui veulent me prendre
{Refrain:}
Je ne veux pas travailler
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
Je veux seulement oublier
Et puis je fume
Déjà j’ai connu le parfum de l’amour
Un millions de roses
N’embaumeraient pas autant
Maintenant une seule fleur
Dans mes entourages
Me rend malade
{au Refrain}
Je ne suis pas fière de ça
Vie qui veut me tuer
C’est magnifique
Etre sympathique
Mais je ne le connais jamais
{au Refrain}
Je ne suis pas fière de ça
Vie qui veut me tuer
C’est magnifique
Etre sympathique
Mais je ne le connais jamais
Mormons are everywhere now-a-days. No longer relegated to the Monday night specials at Chuck-A-Rama, America is (not-literally) CRAWLING with Latter-day Saints! You can hardly watch CNN without a bucket full of MORMON MANIA splashing out from your TV.
