Ryan Byrd’s Ramblings

Everybody has New Year’s Resolutions, which we promptly break. These are different– they’re REVOLUTIONS!

Here is what I will do this year, 2013:

1. Get nominated as “Man of the Year” in some magazine
2. Become hooked on and bravely recover from an addiction to FunDip
3. Build a giant rocket in my backyard
4. Develop a convincing British accent
5. Post a video blog of me Moon Walking
6. Work at McDonalds for a week
7. Buy an acre of land in the desert, rent a backhoe and see how big of a hole I can dig
8. Use more Latin in casual conversation
9. Become a world-renowned pastry chef
10. Write and publish a book, “Success in Raising Awesome Kids”
11. Release a killer iPhone app
12. Learn to fly a helicopter
13. Win another competitive eating contest
14. Host a gallery showing/open house of my paintings and sculptures
15. Memorize the names of all the countries in the world
16. Sing for money on a subway train or on a bus
17. Unsuccessfully quit Facebook, again.

What are your New Year’s REVOLUTIONS? List them here: http://www.43things.com/