Thu 17 May 2012
A ring-of-fire solar eclipse will be visible this Sunday on the west coast of North America ushering in the END OF THE WORLD. As predicted by the ancient Mayans, the moon will slide in front of the sun and block 94 percent of its light. HOWEVER, because the moon is near the point in its orbit when it’s farthest away from Earth it will only cover most of the sun leaving a ring of fiery light signifying the end of humanity . It’s relatively rare; the last one was in 1994, but strangely, we’ll have another in May 2013. If you have access to virgins or goats, they’ll need to be offered up to the sun god post-haste.