Fri 24 Oct 2008
It didn’t snow today so I finally got to get out and explore a little. I went to the North Pole and ate crab. It was better than sitting in an old hotel room watching The Office reruns and eating Doritos and Oreos. I also had escargot. And pasta. And a loaf of bread. And a nice salad. I’ve gained 300lbs, which is important insulation to stave off the bitter glacier winds and to attract a suitable Alaskan wife.